Cuyahoga Jones

Cuyahoga Jones' Old Jobs


As you know, Cuyahoga Jones is an Archeologist and Action Hero (retired). Because Cuy never accepted any money for these persuits, he always supported himself with a variety of jobs in the Cuyahoga Valley. In order to give his fans more of what they're asking for, Cuyahoga Jones will share some of his fondest employment memories:
Cuyahoga Jones with giant guitar Cuyahoga Jones playing bagpipes

"I used to entertain crowds with my musical abilities. But the tips weren't very good."
Mangled automobile

"Many of you may remember the old Cloverleaf Speedway. For a while, I wanted to become a race-car driver. But they let me go after a short time as a valet parking attendant."
Cuyahoga Jones on cereal box

"I once had my own line of breakfast foods."
Cuyahoga Jones at presidential podium

"My political career didn't go quite as far as I would have liked. This fundraising photo-op only raised a few eyebrows."
Astronaut Cuyahoga Jones

"NASA runs a facility in the nearby Rocky River Valley. My tryout for a job there only lasted a few weeks."
Cuyahoga Jones with school bus

"I have many fond memories of my work with the School Board."
Semi-trailer cut in two by freight train

"I drove a truck for a short while, until this load of bananas mysteriously spilled. My employer blamed me for the whole incident."

Here's a link to a story about my favorite job of them all!"
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